(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
They call me the wolfman because I will howl into your asshole all night
if you ever think you’re awkward when asking someone out, remember that there’s this guy
do you wannafucking date me or something you faggot
If I’m not asked out like this at some point, I will be very disappointed.
Do you want to do something where you get unlimited access to the D and stuff?
i feel like i just read a future conversation of me trying to ask some one out.